1 00:00:25,818 --> 00:00:27,822 ISN'T THAT SOMETHIN'? HMPH. 2 00:00:27,856 --> 00:00:29,492 WHAT'S THAT, PA? 3 00:00:29,526 --> 00:00:31,164 IT'S THIS COLUMN -- 4 00:00:31,196 --> 00:00:33,434 "LITTLE-KNOWN FACTS KNOWN BY FEW." 5 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:35,139 IT'S ABOUT VITAMINS. 6 00:00:35,172 --> 00:00:39,213 IT SAYS, "THE BODY CAN RETAIN VITAMINS A, D, E, AND K, 7 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:43,320 "BUT IT CANNOT RETAIN B-COMPLEX VITAMINS AND VITAMIN C, 8 00:00:43,355 --> 00:00:48,731 "HOWEVER, IT WILL NOT TOLERATE AN EXCESS OF VITAMINS A AND D. 9 00:00:48,765 --> 00:00:50,434 "ONE THEORY STATES 10 00:00:50,468 --> 00:00:52,405 "IF YOU EAT TOO MUCH POLAR-BEAR LIVER, 11 00:00:52,438 --> 00:00:53,608 IT'LL KILL YOU." 12 00:00:53,641 --> 00:00:56,413 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. I DIDN'T EITHER. 13 00:00:56,446 --> 00:01:02,226 ANDY, DID YOU SEE THIS ARTICLE ABOUT CONGRESSMAN JOHN CANFIELD? 14 00:01:02,259 --> 00:01:03,427 MM-HMM. 15 00:01:03,461 --> 00:01:05,765 IT SAYS HE'S NOT GOING TO RUN AGAIN. 16 00:01:05,798 --> 00:01:08,670 IT SAYS HE'S COMING BACK TO MAYBERRY TO LIVE. 17 00:01:08,705 --> 00:01:10,674 YEAH, I READ THAT. 18 00:01:10,709 --> 00:01:13,847 HE'S GOING TO ARRIVE TODAY. 19 00:01:13,881 --> 00:01:16,821 YOU KNOW HIM, DON'T YOU? 20 00:01:16,853 --> 00:01:18,557 YEAH, I KNOW HIM. 21 00:01:20,594 --> 00:01:23,668 NICE PICTURE OF HIM... 22 00:01:23,701 --> 00:01:26,974 DISTINGUISHED-LOOKING. 23 00:01:27,006 --> 00:01:30,549 I HEARD HIM MAKE A SPEECH ONCE. 24 00:01:30,581 --> 00:01:32,953 SUCH A NICE-LOOKING MAN. 25 00:01:32,985 --> 00:01:35,325 YEAH, HE ALWAYS WAS A NICE-LOOKIN' MAN. 26 00:01:35,359 --> 00:01:37,263 CAN I SEE? 27 00:01:39,030 --> 00:01:40,969 HMM. IS HE MARRIED? 28 00:01:41,001 --> 00:01:43,808 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHETHER HE'S MARRIED OR NOT? 29 00:01:43,841 --> 00:01:46,247 YOU AND MISS ETHRIDGE ARE ALWAYS TALKIN' ABOUT MEN 30 00:01:46,281 --> 00:01:48,617 THAT AREN'T MARRIED, AND I THOUGHT YOU'D BE INTERESTED. 31 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:50,489 DON'T BE SILLY. 32 00:01:50,521 --> 00:01:51,891 THAT'S RIGHT, OPE. 33 00:01:51,924 --> 00:01:54,462 YOUR AUNT BEE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW JOHN CANFIELD. 34 00:01:54,497 --> 00:01:58,305 WHY SHOULD SHE CARE WHETHER HE'S MARRIED OR NOT? 35 00:01:58,338 --> 00:01:59,740 WELL, IS HE? 36 00:01:59,773 --> 00:02:01,310 IS HE WHAT? 37 00:02:01,344 --> 00:02:02,746 IS HE MARRIED? 38 00:02:02,778 --> 00:02:04,014 WHO? 39 00:02:04,047 --> 00:02:05,752 JOHN CANFIELD. 40 00:02:05,785 --> 00:02:07,889 OH, NO, HE'S NOT MARRIED. 41 00:02:07,922 --> 00:02:09,892 NOT THAT I'M INTERESTED, MIND YOU. 42 00:02:09,926 --> 00:02:11,430 WHY'D YOU ASK? 43 00:02:11,463 --> 00:02:14,770 WOULD YOU MIND FINISHING YOUR BREAKFAST? 44 00:02:19,979 --> 00:02:22,084 WELL, NOW, TELL ME, FLOYD, 45 00:02:22,116 --> 00:02:24,823 ARE YOU STILL RUINING PEOPLE'S HAIR 46 00:02:24,857 --> 00:02:27,094 IN THAT BARBERSHOP OF YOURS? 47 00:02:27,126 --> 00:02:29,566 YEP, AND I'M CHARGIN' MORE FOR IT, TOO. 48 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,503 HELLO, MR. CANFIELD. 49 00:02:31,537 --> 00:02:33,975 WHY, ANDY TAYLOR. HOW ARE YOU? 50 00:02:34,008 --> 00:02:36,546 I'M JUST WONDERFUL. GOODNESS, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 51 00:02:36,581 --> 00:02:38,083 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 52 00:02:38,115 --> 00:02:40,989 SAY, YOU'VE SORT OF FLESHENED UP A LITTLE, HAVEN'T YOU, ANDY? 53 00:02:41,022 --> 00:02:43,125 OH, I'M GETTIN' A LITTLE BROAD IN THE BEAM. 54 00:02:43,158 --> 00:02:44,729 YOU'RE HOLDIN' YOUR OWN. 55 00:02:44,762 --> 00:02:46,131 WELL, YOU MIGHT SAY THAT. 56 00:02:46,164 --> 00:02:48,670 THE BELT'S GETTING A LITTLE TIGHTER EVERY DAY. 57 00:02:48,704 --> 00:02:51,944 I SEE YOU'RE STILL UPHOLDING LAW AND ORDER IN THIS FAIR PROVINCE. 58 00:02:51,977 --> 00:02:53,747 WELL, THEY CAN'T GET RID OF ME -- 59 00:02:53,780 --> 00:02:55,485 I OWN THE KEY TO THE CELLS. 60 00:02:58,491 --> 00:03:00,159 OH, WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE? 61 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:05,639 THEY MUST BE SAYING HELLO TO JOHN CANFIELD. 62 00:03:05,671 --> 00:03:07,776 HE ARRIVED FROM WASHINGTON TODAY. 63 00:03:07,808 --> 00:03:10,146 MY, ISN'T HE GOOD 64 00:03:10,180 --> 00:03:11,784 HE IS. 65 00:03:11,816 --> 00:03:14,556 IS HE MARRIED? 66 00:03:14,589 --> 00:03:16,427 I DON'T KNOW. 67 00:03:16,461 --> 00:03:19,666 ANDY SAID SOMETHING ABOUT HIM BEING A BACHELOR. 68 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,771 WELL, WELL, WELL... 69 00:03:21,803 --> 00:03:23,840 WELL, WELL, WELL? 70 00:03:23,874 --> 00:03:27,815 JUST WELL, WELL, WELL. 71 00:03:27,848 --> 00:03:29,953 WELL, I HAVE TO BE GOING ALONG. 72 00:03:29,987 --> 00:03:31,724 SEE YOU LATER. 73 00:03:36,634 --> 00:03:38,971 WELL, IT'S BEEN NICE TALKING TO YOU FELLOWS. 74 00:03:39,005 --> 00:03:40,808 I'VE GOT TO RUN ALONG NOW. 75 00:03:40,841 --> 00:03:42,845 I'VE GOT A LOT OF UNPACKING TO DO. 76 00:03:42,878 --> 00:03:44,583 ANDY, I'LL SEE YOU. OKAY. 77 00:03:44,617 --> 00:03:47,087 OH, MR. CANFIELD. I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET HELEN. 78 00:03:47,121 --> 00:03:49,993 THIS IS HELEN CRUMP. SHE TEACHES OVER AT THE SCHOOL. 79 00:03:50,027 --> 00:03:51,731 I'M GLAD TO KNOW YOU, HELEN. 80 00:03:51,763 --> 00:03:53,601 JOHN CANFIELD. 81 00:03:53,635 --> 00:03:56,172 I UNDERSTAND WE CAN COUNT YOU AS ONE OF OUR CITIZENS AGAIN. 82 00:03:56,204 --> 00:03:58,678 THAT'S RIGHT, AND I HOPE THE FOLKS WON'T GET TIRED 83 00:03:58,710 --> 00:04:00,481 OF SEEING ME AROUND ALL THE TIME. 84 00:04:00,481 --> 00:04:02,719 I'M SURE WE'RE GONNA LIKE IT. 85 00:04:02,752 --> 00:04:05,190 GOOD. WELL, GOODBYE, HELEN, ANDY. 86 00:04:05,222 --> 00:04:08,764 MR. CANFIELD, SINCE IT'S YOUR FIRST NIGHT IN TOWN, 87 00:04:08,798 --> 00:04:10,301 WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER 88 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:12,605 AND HAVE SUPPER AT THE HOUSE TONIGHT? 89 00:04:12,638 --> 00:04:14,743 SAY, I'D LIKE THAT. 90 00:04:14,776 --> 00:04:16,780 YOU'RE SURE IT WON'T BE TOO MUCH TROUBLE? 91 00:04:16,814 --> 00:04:18,551 NO. WE'D BE GLAD TO HAVE YOU. 92 00:04:18,585 --> 00:04:19,986 OH...WE? 93 00:04:20,020 --> 00:04:22,223 WELL, ARE YOU TWO, UH... 94 00:04:22,257 --> 00:04:24,630 OH, NO, NO. 95 00:04:24,662 --> 00:04:25,931 NO. 96 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,840 MY AUNT LIVES... 97 00:04:29,872 --> 00:04:31,611 YOU AUNT LIVES AT THE HOME. 98 00:04:31,644 --> 00:04:33,715 WELL, WHAT TIME WOULD YOU LIKE ME? 99 00:04:33,748 --> 00:04:34,650 ABOUT 6:00? 100 00:04:34,683 --> 00:04:36,219 6:00 -- I'LL BE THERE. 101 00:04:36,252 --> 00:04:37,855 WILL YOU BE THERE? 102 00:04:37,888 --> 00:04:39,593 OH -- OH, YES. 103 00:04:39,627 --> 00:04:40,794 YES. 104 00:04:40,829 --> 00:04:42,666 WELL, SO WILL I. 105 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,201 SEE YOU THEN. 106 00:04:44,235 --> 00:04:45,839 BYE. 107 00:04:45,871 --> 00:04:47,374 AUNT BEE. 108 00:04:47,407 --> 00:04:50,313 ANDY, HERE IN THE KITCHEN. 109 00:04:52,317 --> 00:04:53,755 HI. 110 00:04:53,788 --> 00:04:56,292 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO BRING YOU YOUR LUNCH. 111 00:04:56,325 --> 00:04:58,830 I JUST THOUGHT I'D COME HOME TODAY. 112 00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:00,601 SIT DOWN. IT'S ALL READY. 113 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:03,841 BOY, THERE SURE WAS A LOT OF EXCITEMENT UPTOWN. 114 00:05:03,874 --> 00:05:06,846 JOHN CANFIELD STOPPED BY, GOT A ROYAL WELCOME. 115 00:05:06,881 --> 00:05:07,848 OH? 116 00:05:07,883 --> 00:05:09,118 YEAH. 117 00:05:09,150 --> 00:05:11,254 OF COURSE, HELEN TELLS ME YOU KNOW THAT. 118 00:05:11,288 --> 00:05:14,395 I UNDERSTAND YOU PASSED BY AND SAW HIM. 119 00:05:14,429 --> 00:05:16,900 WELL, I JUST HAPPENED TO BE WALKING BY AT THE TIME -- 120 00:05:16,934 --> 00:05:18,203 HELEN AND I. 121 00:05:18,236 --> 00:05:20,942 OH. WHAT'D YOU THINK OF HIM? 122 00:05:20,974 --> 00:05:24,047 I DON'T KNOW. WE DIDN'T STOP LONG ENOUGH TO NOTICE. 123 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:26,920 WELL, MAYBE YOU'LL GET A BETTER CHANCE 124 00:05:26,954 --> 00:05:28,924 TO GET ACQUAINTED TONIGHT. 125 00:05:28,958 --> 00:05:31,764 TONIGHT? 126 00:05:31,796 --> 00:05:35,069 YEAH. I INVITED HIM TO COME OVER AND HAVE SUPPER. 127 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:37,342 OH 128 00:05:37,375 --> 00:05:39,912 WELL, I THOUGHT IT'D BE THE HOSPITABLE THING TO DO, 129 00:05:39,947 --> 00:05:41,884 IT BEIN' HIS FIRST DAY IN TOWN AND ALL. 130 00:05:41,916 --> 00:05:43,253 I DON'T MIND. 131 00:05:43,286 --> 00:05:45,792 I CAN RUN OUT AND GET A CHICKEN OR SOMETHING. 132 00:05:45,825 --> 00:05:48,128 WELL, I CERTAINLY WILL APPRECIATE IT. 133 00:05:48,162 --> 00:05:49,733 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 134 00:05:49,767 --> 00:05:52,103 I MEAN, MY BEIN' THE SHERIFF AND ALL, 135 00:05:52,136 --> 00:05:55,042 IT IS MY RESPONSIBILITY TO ENTERTAIN DIGNITARIES. 136 00:05:55,076 --> 00:05:56,380 THAT'S RIGHT. 137 00:05:56,413 --> 00:05:59,318 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO MEET HIM YOURSELF. 138 00:05:59,351 --> 00:06:00,721 WELL, YES. 139 00:06:00,721 --> 00:06:03,493 AREN'T YOU A LITTLE BIT EXCITED ABOUT MEETIN' HIM? 140 00:06:03,526 --> 00:06:05,865 WELL, WHY SHOULD I BE EXCITED? 141 00:06:05,898 --> 00:06:08,904 IT'S JUST ANOTHER GUEST COMING TO DINNER. 142 00:06:14,515 --> 00:06:15,784 COMIN'! 143 00:06:15,819 --> 00:06:17,186 NO COMIC BOOKS. 144 00:06:17,220 --> 00:06:18,825 NO COMIC BOOKS. 145 00:06:22,163 --> 00:06:24,001 WELL, MR. CANFIELD, COME IN. 146 00:06:24,034 --> 00:06:25,303 HELLO, ANDY. 147 00:06:25,337 --> 00:06:27,240 AWFULLY GLAD YOU COULD COME. 148 00:06:27,274 --> 00:06:28,476 THANK YOU. 149 00:06:28,510 --> 00:06:30,046 I'LL JUST TAKE YOUR HAT. 150 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:32,116 DID YOU FINISH ALL YOUR UNPACKING? 151 00:06:32,151 --> 00:06:33,821 YEP, ALL SETTLED. 152 00:06:33,855 --> 00:06:35,290 WELL, WHO IS THIS? 153 00:06:35,323 --> 00:06:36,994 THIS IS MY BOY, OPIE. 154 00:06:37,026 --> 00:06:38,596 HE WAS LITTLE WHEN YOU LEFT. 155 00:06:38,629 --> 00:06:41,436 WELL, HE CERTAINLY ISN'T LITTLE NOW, IS HE? 156 00:06:41,470 --> 00:06:42,973 HI, SON. 157 00:06:43,006 --> 00:06:45,310 WELL, SHAKE HANDS. IT'S A REAL CONGRESSMAN. 158 00:06:45,343 --> 00:06:46,981 HOW DO YOU DO, SIR? 159 00:06:47,014 --> 00:06:48,450 I'M WELL, THANK YOU. 160 00:06:48,484 --> 00:06:50,252 SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN. 161 00:06:50,286 --> 00:06:54,060 THE GIRLS ARE UPSTAIRS. I'LL JUST CALL THEM. 162 00:06:54,095 --> 00:06:57,001 AUNT BEE, HELEN, COMPANY'S HERE. 163 00:06:57,034 --> 00:07:00,841 Aunt Bee: I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN AS SOON AS I SHUT THE WINDOWS. 164 00:07:00,841 --> 00:07:03,948 OH, SHE'S CLOSIN' THE WINDOWS. 165 00:07:03,981 --> 00:07:06,219 THERE. FINE, FINE. JUST BEAUTIFUL. 166 00:07:06,252 --> 00:07:07,889 DO YOU REALLY THINK SO? 167 00:07:07,923 --> 00:07:10,360 I KNOW WHAT I SEE, AND I SEE JUST FINE. 168 00:07:10,392 --> 00:07:12,364 REALLY? I THINK WE'D BETTER GO. 169 00:07:12,396 --> 00:07:14,635 OH, JUST A MINUTE. JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE PERFUME. 170 00:07:14,669 --> 00:07:16,105 DO I DARE? 171 00:07:16,138 --> 00:07:18,075 HE'S USED TO THE WOMEN IN WASHINGTON. 172 00:07:18,109 --> 00:07:19,344 ONE SQUIRT. 173 00:07:19,378 --> 00:07:20,513 OKAY. 174 00:07:22,517 --> 00:07:25,491 I'VE NOTICED AN AWFUL LOT OF CHANGES IN MAYBERRY. 175 00:07:25,523 --> 00:07:27,326 WE'RE GRADUALLY CATCHIN' UP. 176 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:28,931 OH, HERE THEY ARE. 177 00:07:28,965 --> 00:07:30,468 YOU'VE ALREADY MET HELEN. 178 00:07:30,501 --> 00:07:31,636 HI AGAIN. 179 00:07:31,669 --> 00:07:33,540 THIS IS MY AUNT BEE. 180 00:07:33,574 --> 00:07:36,045 WELL, IT'S AN HONOR TO MEET YOU. 181 00:07:36,079 --> 00:07:37,380 THANK YOU. 182 00:07:37,414 --> 00:07:40,286 WONDERFUL TO MEET YOU, TOO. 183 00:07:40,319 --> 00:07:44,160 ANDY, I WILL SAY THAT GOOD LOOKS CERTAINLY RUN IN YOUR FAMILY. 184 00:07:44,195 --> 00:07:45,663 WELL, I'VE ALWAYS SAID 185 00:07:45,698 --> 00:07:47,702 AUNT BEE'S THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN MAYBERRY. 186 00:07:47,734 --> 00:07:49,270 OH, ANDY, REALLY. 187 00:07:49,304 --> 00:07:51,042 AND SHE'S NOT MARRIED. 188 00:07:51,075 --> 00:07:53,046 I THINK WE'D BETTER GO IN FOR SUPPER. 189 00:07:53,079 --> 00:07:54,414 OH, YES. 190 00:07:57,488 --> 00:07:58,724 MORE PIE? 191 00:07:58,756 --> 00:08:00,460 OH, MY GOODNESS, NO. 192 00:08:00,494 --> 00:08:02,998 I WOULDN'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT IT. 193 00:08:03,033 --> 00:08:04,536 AND I SAY THIS, 194 00:08:04,569 --> 00:08:07,406 AND I SAY IT WITHOUT FEAR OF CONTRADICTION, 195 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:10,280 THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST DINNERS I'VE EVER HAD. 196 00:08:10,313 --> 00:08:12,150 AND THAT'S FOR THE RECORD. 197 00:08:12,183 --> 00:08:14,187 WELL, THANK YOU, MR. CANFIELD. 198 00:08:14,221 --> 00:08:15,390 CALL ME JOHN. 199 00:08:15,422 --> 00:08:16,793 JOHN. 200 00:08:16,826 --> 00:08:19,264 PA, CAN I GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY UNDER THE STREETLIGHT? 201 00:08:19,298 --> 00:08:21,268 WELL, DON'T MESS UP YOUR CLOTHES. 202 00:08:21,302 --> 00:08:22,505 I WON'T. 203 00:08:22,538 --> 00:08:24,041 NOW EXCUSE YOURSELF. 204 00:08:24,075 --> 00:08:25,177 EXCUSE ME. 205 00:08:25,209 --> 00:08:26,312 NICE BOY. 206 00:08:26,344 --> 00:08:27,446 THANK YOU. 207 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:28,783 DO YOU MIND IF I SMOKE? 208 00:08:28,817 --> 00:08:30,120 NO. GO AHEAD. 209 00:08:30,152 --> 00:08:31,523 ANDY, YOU WANT A CIGAR? 210 00:08:31,556 --> 00:08:32,558 NO. 211 00:08:32,592 --> 00:08:34,228 YES, SIR, 212 00:08:34,260 --> 00:08:36,765 I CAN CERTAINLY SAY THAT MY FIRST DAY BACK IN MAYBERRY 213 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,737 HAS BEEN A MOST PLEASANT ONE. 214 00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:40,207 OH, GOOD. 215 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:41,810 I IMAGINE IT'LL BE A LITTLE DIFFICULT 216 00:08:41,842 --> 00:08:44,582 TO ADJUST TO MAYBERRY AGAIN AFTER LIVING IN WASHINGTON. 217 00:08:44,616 --> 00:08:45,718 OH, THAT IT WILL. 218 00:08:45,751 --> 00:08:47,386 THE CAPITAL IS A BIG CITY, 219 00:08:47,420 --> 00:08:49,659 PULSING WITH EXCITEMENT, YOU KNOW -- 220 00:08:49,692 --> 00:08:51,730 SOCIALLY AS WELL AS POLITICALLY. 221 00:08:51,763 --> 00:08:54,467 SEEMS TO BE SOMETHING DOING EVERY NIGHT -- 222 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:56,840 DINNERS, COCKTAIL PARTIES, THEATER, OPERA. 223 00:08:56,872 --> 00:08:58,408 OH, IT'S A FAST CITY. 224 00:08:58,442 --> 00:09:01,081 I GUESS IT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT LIFE UP THERE. 225 00:09:01,081 --> 00:09:05,557 THEY SAY THEY LEAVE THE STREETLIGHTS ON ALL NIGHT. 226 00:09:05,591 --> 00:09:09,698 LOOKS LIKE THE LAST ONE TO GO TO BED WOULD TURN 'EM OFF. 227 00:09:09,731 --> 00:09:11,435 THAT'S ABOUT LIKE IT. 228 00:09:11,469 --> 00:09:14,374 IT'S A GREAT CITY, BUT I'M GOING TO MISS IT. 229 00:09:14,408 --> 00:09:16,745 HOWEVER, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK HOME. 230 00:09:16,779 --> 00:09:19,619 I SUPPOSE IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE HARD FOR ME AT FIRST 231 00:09:19,652 --> 00:09:21,222 TO SLOW DOWN, 232 00:09:21,254 --> 00:09:22,625 BUT THEN I THINK 233 00:09:22,658 --> 00:09:25,262 I'LL GET USED TO THE EASY LIVING AFTER WHILE. 234 00:09:25,297 --> 00:09:26,633 OH, MY GOODNESS. 235 00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:29,672 YOU MAKE MAYBERRY SOUND LIKE A ONE-HORSE TOWN. 236 00:09:29,706 --> 00:09:31,408 WE'RE NOT THAT FAR BEHIND ANYMORE. 237 00:09:31,442 --> 00:09:32,812 OH? 238 00:09:32,844 --> 00:09:35,583 WE HAVE OUR SOCIAL FUNCTIONS JUST LIKE ANY BIG CITY. 239 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:38,223 WELL, PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO SHOW THEM TO ME, HUH? 240 00:09:38,256 --> 00:09:39,659 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 241 00:09:39,692 --> 00:09:41,329 THESE SOCIAL FUNCTIONS -- 242 00:09:41,362 --> 00:09:43,667 PERHAPS WE MIGHT HAVE DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT. 243 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:45,437 WE COULD GO OUT SOMEPLACE 244 00:09:45,469 --> 00:09:48,643 AND THEN YOU COULD SHOW ME WHAT GOES ON AROUND HERE. 245 00:09:48,677 --> 00:09:51,783 I'M SURE ANDY AND HELEN WOULDN'T MIND, WOULD YOU? 246 00:09:51,816 --> 00:09:53,552 OH, NO.OH, NO. 247 00:09:53,585 --> 00:09:55,257 IT'S AWFULLY NICE OF YOU TO ASK ME, 248 00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:57,327 BUT I DON'T THINK I CAN MAKE IT TOMORROW NIGHT. 249 00:09:57,361 --> 00:09:58,897 WHY CAN'T YOU MAKE IT TOMORROW NIGHT? 250 00:09:58,929 --> 00:10:01,201 WELL, I THINK I RECALL A PREVIOUS ENGAGEMENT. 251 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:04,275 WELL, IF IT'S AN ENGAGEMENT YOU CAN BREAK, 252 00:10:04,308 --> 00:10:06,579 I'D BE HONORED TO HAVE YOU JOIN ME FOR THE EVENING. 253 00:10:06,613 --> 00:10:09,952 I'M SURE WHATEVER IT IS, SHE CAN GET OUT OF IT. 254 00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:12,591 I'M SURE SHE CAN GET OUT OF IT. 255 00:10:12,625 --> 00:10:15,863 I DON'T LIKE TO BREAK AN APPOINTMENT. 256 00:10:15,897 --> 00:10:17,467 OH. WELL... 257 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:19,638 SOME OTHER TIME. 258 00:10:19,671 --> 00:10:22,912 WELL, I BETTER GET THESE THINGS CLEARED AWAY. 259 00:10:25,617 --> 00:10:28,021 I'LL HELP YOU, AUNT BEE. 260 00:10:28,055 --> 00:10:29,759 PARDON ME. 261 00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:34,969 WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT ANOTHER APPOINTMENT? 262 00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:36,405 OH, I DON'T HAVE ONE. 263 00:10:36,439 --> 00:10:37,775 YOU DON'T HAVE ONE? 264 00:10:37,808 --> 00:10:40,413 THEN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WHY DID YOU SAY YOU DID? 265 00:10:40,447 --> 00:10:43,419 I COULDN'T ACCEPT HIS INVITATION RIGHT OFF THAT WAY. 266 00:10:43,453 --> 00:10:45,490 A WOMAN SHOULDN'T APPEAR TOO ANXIOUS. 267 00:10:45,522 --> 00:10:46,926 BEE, HE ASKED YOU TWICE! 268 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:49,597 IT'S MORE LADYLIKE TO WAIT FOR THE THIRD TIME. 269 00:10:49,630 --> 00:10:52,704 HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE HE'S GONNA ASK FOR THE THIRD TIME? 270 00:10:52,737 --> 00:10:56,445 THE EVENING IS YOUNG. HE'LL ASK ME AGAIN. 271 00:10:56,479 --> 00:10:58,082 DON'T YOU THINK? 272 00:10:58,114 --> 00:10:59,617 LOOK AT THAT TIME. 273 00:10:59,650 --> 00:11:01,053 HERE I AM RAMBLING ON 274 00:11:01,088 --> 00:11:04,395 WITHOUT REALIZING THAT IT WAS GETTING LATE. 275 00:11:04,428 --> 00:11:06,063 MUST YOU REALLY RUSH OFF? 276 00:11:06,098 --> 00:11:08,469 OH, YES, I THINK I'D BETTER. 277 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:12,076 I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL FOR A MOST WONDERFUL EVENING. 278 00:11:12,109 --> 00:11:13,979 WE ENJOYED HAVING YOU. 279 00:11:14,013 --> 00:11:15,516 MISS TAYLOR. 280 00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:16,652 BEE. 281 00:11:16,686 --> 00:11:17,787 BEE. 282 00:11:17,821 --> 00:11:19,991 I BROUGHT THIS UP ONCE BEFORE, 283 00:11:20,026 --> 00:11:22,865 AND I'D LIKE TO BRING IT UP AGAIN BEFORE I GO. 284 00:11:22,898 --> 00:11:24,401 YES? 285 00:11:24,435 --> 00:11:27,942 THAT WAS THE FINEST DINNER I'VE EVER HAD. 286 00:11:27,975 --> 00:11:29,445 THANK YOU. 287 00:11:29,478 --> 00:11:31,181 GOOD NIGHT, ALL. 288 00:11:31,213 --> 00:11:33,185 OH, MR. CANFIELD, 289 00:11:33,217 --> 00:11:35,523 DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO GO? I MEAN, IT'S SO EARLY. 290 00:11:35,557 --> 00:11:37,527 IT'S JUST THE SHANK OF THE EVENING. 291 00:11:37,561 --> 00:11:39,196 I THINK I'D BETTER RUN ALONG HOME. 292 00:11:39,229 --> 00:11:40,934 WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO STAY 293 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:42,671 AND PLAY A GAME OF PINOCHLE OR SOMETHIN'? 294 00:11:42,704 --> 00:11:44,541 THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL. 295 00:11:44,575 --> 00:11:46,210 SOME OTHER NIGHT, HUH? 296 00:11:46,243 --> 00:11:47,581 GOODBYE. 297 00:11:47,614 --> 00:11:48,816 MERCY ME! 298 00:11:48,849 --> 00:11:50,988 NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, MAYBE I COULD. 299 00:11:51,021 --> 00:11:52,457 WHAT? 300 00:11:52,491 --> 00:11:54,695 GET OUT OF MY ENGAGEMENT TOMORROW NIGHT. 301 00:11:54,728 --> 00:11:56,098 IT'S JUST MY SEWING CLUB. 302 00:11:56,131 --> 00:11:58,002 I THINK I COULD MISS ONE MEETING. 303 00:11:58,035 --> 00:11:59,605 WELL, WONDERFUL. 304 00:11:59,638 --> 00:12:01,441 I'LL PICK YOU UP AT 7:00. WE'LL DO THE TOWN. 305 00:12:01,441 --> 00:12:02,878 OOH, PERFECT. 306 00:12:02,912 --> 00:12:04,981 WE'LL MAKE IT A QUIET EVENING IF YOU LIKE. 307 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:07,822 WE'LL COME BACK EARLY SO IT WON'T BE TOO TIRING FOR YOU. 308 00:12:07,855 --> 00:12:09,224 DON'T YOU BE SILLY! 309 00:12:09,256 --> 00:12:11,628 YOU PLAN IT JUST AS IF YOU'RE IN WASHINGTON. 310 00:12:11,661 --> 00:12:14,869 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A KIND OF NIGHT OWL. 311 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,273 OH, YOU HAVE? WELL, FINE, FINE. 312 00:12:17,306 --> 00:12:18,876 7:00 IT IS. 313 00:12:18,909 --> 00:12:20,279 TOODLE-OO. 314 00:12:20,311 --> 00:12:21,882 TOODLE-OO. 315 00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:23,618 BYE.BYE. 316 00:12:23,653 --> 00:12:27,093 I TOLD YOU HE'D ASK ME A THIRD TIME. 317 00:12:37,146 --> 00:12:38,583 MORNIN', OPE. 318 00:12:38,616 --> 00:12:39,818 MORNING, PA. 319 00:12:39,851 --> 00:12:40,987 SLEEP GOOD? 320 00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:43,158 I THINK SO. 321 00:12:43,192 --> 00:12:46,031 HOW COME YOU'RE MAKING BREAKFAST THIS MORNING, PA? 322 00:12:46,064 --> 00:12:47,734 IS AUNT BEE SICK? 323 00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:49,838 NO. SHE GOT IN PAST 1:00 FROM HER DATE LAST NIGHT. 324 00:12:49,871 --> 00:12:51,340 SHE'S STILL SLEEPIN'. 325 00:12:51,373 --> 00:12:52,711 OH. 326 00:12:52,744 --> 00:12:54,214 THERE'S YOUR CEREAL AND MILK. 327 00:12:54,247 --> 00:12:56,084 PUT SOME MILK ON THERE AND EAT IT. 328 00:12:56,118 --> 00:12:59,625 YEAH, SHE'S NOT USED TO STAYIN' UP THAT LATE. 329 00:12:59,658 --> 00:13:02,630 POOR AUNT BEE. POOR AUNT BEE. 330 00:13:08,007 --> 00:13:09,144 GOOD MORNING. 331 00:13:09,176 --> 00:13:10,379 GOOD MORNING. 332 00:13:10,412 --> 00:13:12,383 ANDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT THE STOVE? 333 00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:13,887 FIXIN' BREAKFAST. 334 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,891 YOU SHOO. THAT'S MY DEPARTMENT. 335 00:13:15,924 --> 00:13:17,192 YOU KNOW THAT. 336 00:13:17,225 --> 00:13:20,298 * CHINATOWN, MY CHINATOWN * 337 00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:21,869 AREN'T YOU TIRED? 338 00:13:21,903 --> 00:13:23,205 NO. I FEEL FINE. 339 00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:24,909 BUT YOU GOT IN SO LATE. 340 00:13:24,941 --> 00:13:26,812 WE HAD THE MOST WONDERFUL EVENING. 341 00:13:26,846 --> 00:13:29,284 GUESS WHERE WE HAD DINNER? THE REEF AT NAGS HEAD. 342 00:13:29,316 --> 00:13:30,854 OH, THAT'S CLASSY. 343 00:13:30,887 --> 00:13:33,391 I HAD THE FISH PLATTER WITH THE LEMON-BUTTER SAUCE, 344 00:13:33,425 --> 00:13:37,133 AND JOHN HAD THE POUNDED STEAK, AND WE BOTH HAD LACE CORN BREAD. 345 00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:39,036 OH, IT WAS THE DELICIOUS. 346 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:42,075 THEN WE WENT TO THE SHRINE CLUB FOR DANCING. 347 00:13:42,109 --> 00:13:44,180 WE DANCED FOR ALMOST TWO HOURS. 348 00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:46,450 JOHN IS A SHRINER. DID YOU KNOW THAT? 349 00:13:46,483 --> 00:13:48,087 NO. 350 00:13:48,121 --> 00:13:51,393 IT'S VERY HARD TO BE A SHRINER, AND JOHN IS A SHRINER. 351 00:13:51,428 --> 00:13:53,867 THEN WE WENT FOR A LONG, LONG WALK. 352 00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:55,770 WE WALKED FOR MILES AND MILES. 353 00:13:55,803 --> 00:13:58,107 WE WERE TALKING SO MUCH WE DIDN'T NOTICE. 354 00:13:58,141 --> 00:14:00,145 SOUNDS LIKE A PRETTY STRENUOUS EVENIN'. 355 00:14:00,179 --> 00:14:01,681 YOU BETTER TAKE IT EASY. 356 00:14:01,681 --> 00:14:03,252 FOR GOODNESS' SAKES, ANDY! 357 00:14:03,285 --> 00:14:05,256 YOU TALK LIKE I WAS A TOTTERING OLD LADY. 358 00:14:05,289 --> 00:14:06,859 GO SIT DOWN. 359 00:14:06,893 --> 00:14:08,795 I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY. 360 00:14:08,829 --> 00:14:12,369 IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE NOT USED TO AS STRENUOUS AN EVENING 361 00:14:12,402 --> 00:14:14,975 AS MR. CANFIELD IS. 362 00:14:15,009 --> 00:14:17,013 FOR GOODNESS' SAKES, NOW I'VE HEARD EVERYTHING. 363 00:14:17,046 --> 00:14:18,749 JUST BECAUSE HE LIVED IN THE BIG CITY 364 00:14:18,783 --> 00:14:20,519 DOESN'T MEAN HE HAS MORE ENERGY THAN I HAVE. 365 00:14:20,551 --> 00:14:22,189 OH, NO, NO. 366 00:14:22,223 --> 00:14:24,059 WE'VE GOT SOMETHING PLANNED FOR TONIGHT, TOMORROW NIGHT, 367 00:14:24,094 --> 00:14:25,495 AND THE NEXT NIGHT. 368 00:14:25,529 --> 00:14:26,900 EVERY NIGHT?! 369 00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:29,003 WELL, YOU NEVER CAN TELL. 370 00:14:29,037 --> 00:14:32,009 BUT YOU HARDLY EVER GO OUT MORE THAN ONCE A WEEK, 371 00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:33,813 TWICE AT THE OUTSIDE. 372 00:14:33,846 --> 00:14:36,550 NOBODY EVER INVITED ME OUT MORE OFTEN. 373 00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:40,158 * CHINATOWN, MY CHINATOWN * 374 00:14:40,191 --> 00:14:43,833 * WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE LOW * 375 00:15:17,066 --> 00:15:18,601 I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. 376 00:15:18,635 --> 00:15:22,042 HERE IT IS 5:30. THEY'VE BEEN OUT ALL DAY. 377 00:15:22,076 --> 00:15:24,014 WHEN ARE THEY COMIN' HOME? 378 00:15:24,046 --> 00:15:26,451 I THINK IT'S WONDERFUL THEY'RE HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME. 379 00:15:26,483 --> 00:15:27,887 WELL, I DO, TOO, 380 00:15:27,921 --> 00:15:29,424 BUT I DON'T SEE HOW SHE CAN STAND IT. 381 00:15:29,457 --> 00:15:32,430 SHE'S BEEN RUNNIN' AROUND WITH HIM ALL HOURS. 382 00:15:32,463 --> 00:15:35,903 SHE USUALLY GOES TO BED RIGHT AFTER THE 10:00 NEWS. 383 00:15:35,938 --> 00:15:38,475 I GUESS IT'S TRUE -- LOVE IS FOR THE YOUNG AT HEART. 384 00:15:38,508 --> 00:15:40,046 I SUPPOSE. 385 00:15:42,182 --> 00:15:44,654 YOUR NEIGHBOR, MR. BRANCH, IS STARING OVER HERE. 386 00:15:47,060 --> 00:15:49,263 I WISH HE WOULDN'T DO THAT. 387 00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:52,972 DON'T YOU THINK YOU OUGHT TO SPEAK TO HIM? 388 00:15:53,005 --> 00:15:56,444 WELL, HE NEVER SPEAKS BACK. HE JUST NODS. 389 00:15:56,478 --> 00:16:00,552 YOU SHOULD SAY SOMETHING. HE'S STARING RIGHT AT US. 390 00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:01,921 HI, MR. BRANCH! 391 00:16:04,127 --> 00:16:05,998 SEE? 392 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,504 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE 393 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:12,510 THE MAYBERRY JET SET'S COMIN' IN FOR A LANDING. 394 00:16:14,213 --> 00:16:16,684 WELL, I SEE YOU GOT BACK. 395 00:16:16,717 --> 00:16:20,259 HERE WE ARE, BACK AGAIN. 396 00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:24,733 OH, ANDY, WE HAD THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME. 397 00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:29,210 WE DROVE TO MT. PILOT, AND I SHOWED JOHN ALL THE SHOPS. 398 00:16:29,243 --> 00:16:30,646 OH, GOOD. 399 00:16:30,678 --> 00:16:33,417 THAT TOWN HAS SURELY GROWN SINCE LAST I SAW IT. 400 00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:36,624 THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE MOVED IN SINCE THE PULP MILL CAME. 401 00:16:36,658 --> 00:16:39,429 THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO SEE -- PROGRESS. 402 00:16:39,463 --> 00:16:42,070 WHAT TIME SHALL I PICK YOU UP, BEE? 403 00:16:42,103 --> 00:16:43,471 LET'S SAY 8:00. 404 00:16:43,505 --> 00:16:45,209 YOU'RE GOIN' OUT AGAIN? 405 00:16:45,241 --> 00:16:47,745 YES. WE'RE GOING TO THE SQUARE DANCE. 406 00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:50,251 WE SURE ARE. UP AND AT 'EM! 407 00:16:50,286 --> 00:16:52,255 WELL, SO LONG, EVERYBODY. 408 00:16:52,290 --> 00:16:54,393 BYE. BYE. 409 00:16:54,426 --> 00:16:56,064 TOODLE-OO. 410 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,233 TOODLE-OO. 411 00:16:57,265 --> 00:16:59,170 YOU'RE GOIN' TO THE SQUARE DANCE? 412 00:16:59,204 --> 00:17:00,539 YES. AREN'T YOU COMING? 413 00:17:00,572 --> 00:17:03,077 * SWING YOUR PARTNER 1, 2, 3 * 414 00:17:03,111 --> 00:17:05,149 * SWING HER OVER TO THE OLD PEAR TREE * 415 00:17:05,182 --> 00:17:07,152 * DO DO DO DO DO-DO-DO * 416 00:17:07,186 --> 00:17:09,124 * DO DO-DO-DO... 417 00:17:11,193 --> 00:17:14,333 OH, BOY, SQUARE DANCIN' TAKES A LOT OUT OF YOU. 418 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,337 IT'S NICE TO HAVE SOME FRESH AIR. 419 00:17:16,371 --> 00:17:19,276 LET'S GO OVER HERE WHERE WE CAN GET SOME AIR. 420 00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:22,150 OH, I ENJOYED THAT. DIDN'T YOU, JOHN? 421 00:17:22,183 --> 00:17:23,652 WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL, 422 00:17:23,685 --> 00:17:25,689 BUT I WOULD HAVE LIKED IT BETTER 423 00:17:25,721 --> 00:17:28,727 IF THEY'D PICKED UP THE BEAT A LITTLE. 424 00:17:28,762 --> 00:17:30,699 HOW ARE YOU TWO HOLDING UP? 425 00:17:30,731 --> 00:17:33,737 JUST BARELY HOLDIN' ON... JUST BARELY. 426 00:17:37,246 --> 00:17:39,750 LET'S GO. THEY'RE STARTING ANOTHER NUMBER. 427 00:17:43,924 --> 00:17:46,664 AREN'T YOU KIDS COMING? COME ON. 428 00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:48,467 AREN'T YOU KIDS COMING? 429 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:52,676 THERE'S NO STOPPING HER TONIGHT. SHE'S LIKE A BALL OF FIRE. 430 00:17:54,914 --> 00:17:56,883 HELLO. 431 00:17:56,918 --> 00:17:58,855 OH, HI, HELEN. 432 00:17:58,887 --> 00:18:01,527 WELL, I'M BEAT -- BEAT! 433 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,265 HOW ABOUT YOU? 434 00:18:03,298 --> 00:18:06,804 WELL, YOU GOT TO GO IN TRAININ' FOR SQUARE DANCIN'. 435 00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:08,808 WELL, I THINK I HURT MY BACK. 436 00:18:08,841 --> 00:18:11,713 IT FEELS LIKE I THREW SOMETHIN' OUT OF JOINT 437 00:18:11,748 --> 00:18:14,754 ON THAT LAST DO-SI-DO. 438 00:18:14,786 --> 00:18:16,890 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TIME THEY CAME IN. 439 00:18:16,924 --> 00:18:20,432 I WAS IN THE BED MOANIN' BY THE TIME THEY GOT HERE. 440 00:18:20,465 --> 00:18:21,900 YEAH. 441 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,709 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'VE GOT PLANNED FOR TODAY. 442 00:18:25,742 --> 00:18:28,782 I GUESS IT'S A GAME OF TOUCH FOOTBALL. 443 00:18:28,815 --> 00:18:31,254 YEAH. RIGHT. 444 00:18:31,288 --> 00:18:33,258 OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU. 445 00:18:33,292 --> 00:18:34,659 BYE. 446 00:18:34,693 --> 00:18:37,300 Aunt Bee: MMM. 447 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,770 OOOOH. 448 00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:48,487 GOOD MORNING. 449 00:18:48,522 --> 00:18:49,824 OH, GOOD MORNING. 450 00:18:49,857 --> 00:18:51,294 NICE MORNING. 451 00:18:51,328 --> 00:18:52,430 YES, IT IS. 452 00:18:52,463 --> 00:18:54,334 NICE DANCE LAST NIGHT. 453 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,769 YES, IT WAS LOVELY. 454 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,773 SOMETHIN' WRONG WITH YOUR FEET? 455 00:18:57,806 --> 00:18:59,944 MY FEET WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IDEA? 456 00:18:59,977 --> 00:19:01,814 I DON'T KNOW. 457 00:19:01,848 --> 00:19:04,819 IT JUST SEEMED LIKE YOU WERE SOAKIN' THEM IN A PAN OF WATER. 458 00:19:04,854 --> 00:19:08,628 WELL, I DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE A WHOLE BATH. 459 00:19:08,662 --> 00:19:11,099 I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE. 460 00:19:11,132 --> 00:19:12,670 SOME PEOPLE GET UP IN THE MORNIN' 461 00:19:12,703 --> 00:19:14,439 AND THROW A LITTLE WATER ON THEIR FACE. 462 00:19:14,473 --> 00:19:15,776 YOU THROW A LITTLE ON YOUR FEET. 463 00:19:15,809 --> 00:19:17,479 YES, THAT'S RIGHT. 464 00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:24,326 A LITTLE LINIMENT? 465 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,984 HELLO, JOHN. 466 00:19:37,018 --> 00:19:38,422 GOOD MORNING. 467 00:19:38,455 --> 00:19:39,924 HOW ARE YOU TODAY? 468 00:19:39,957 --> 00:19:41,059 GOOD. 469 00:19:41,091 --> 00:19:42,160 HMM? 470 00:19:42,194 --> 00:19:44,534 NO, NO, I WASN'T IN BED. 471 00:19:44,567 --> 00:19:45,936 AS A MATTER OF FACT, 472 00:19:45,969 --> 00:19:48,408 I GOT UP EARLY AND DID A LITTLE GARDENING. 473 00:19:48,442 --> 00:19:52,583 WELL, ABOUT TODAY, JOHN, 474 00:19:52,615 --> 00:19:54,853 I CAN BE READY ANY TIME YOU WANT ME TO, 475 00:19:54,887 --> 00:19:56,491 IT'S JUST -- 476 00:19:56,524 --> 00:19:59,629 OH, OH, YES. WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 477 00:19:59,664 --> 00:20:02,402 OH, NO, DON'T BE SILLY. I'M NOT DISAPPOINTED. 478 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:06,811 IT'S PROBABLY A LITTLE CHILLY FOR A PICNIC TODAY, ANYWAY. 479 00:20:06,843 --> 00:20:08,615 IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT. 480 00:20:08,647 --> 00:20:12,522 NOW, ABOUT TONIGHT, JOHN -- 481 00:20:12,555 --> 00:20:14,894 OH? 482 00:20:14,927 --> 00:20:17,465 OH, I SEE. 483 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:18,735 YES. 484 00:20:18,767 --> 00:20:20,705 OF COURSE. 485 00:20:20,739 --> 00:20:22,374 GOODBYE. 486 00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:27,885 FUNNY, ISN'T IT? 487 00:20:27,919 --> 00:20:30,959 THERE I WAS TRYING TO THINK HOW I COULD MANAGE, 488 00:20:30,992 --> 00:20:34,097 AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN THE PROBLEM IS SOLVED. 489 00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:35,969 WHAT HAPPENED? 490 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,608 HE CANCELED OUR DATE. 491 00:20:38,642 --> 00:20:40,245 WHAT'D HE SAY? 492 00:20:40,277 --> 00:20:43,116 HE SAID SOMETHING CAME UP. 493 00:20:43,150 --> 00:20:46,122 I THINK I KNOW WHAT IT WAS. 494 00:20:46,156 --> 00:20:49,263 I WAS PRESSING TOO HARD AND IT SHOWED. 495 00:20:49,295 --> 00:20:51,132 I WAS TRYING TO PROVE 496 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:55,074 I COULD KEEP UP WITH HIS LADY FRIENDS IN WASHINGTON, 497 00:20:55,107 --> 00:20:58,245 BUT I DIDN'T FOOL HIM, NOT FOR A MINUTE. 498 00:20:58,281 --> 00:20:59,816 OH, THIS IS IRONIC. 499 00:20:59,849 --> 00:21:01,287 I'VE ALWAYS FELT SO SORRY 500 00:21:01,319 --> 00:21:04,025 FOR WOMEN WHO TRIED TO ACT HALF THEIR AGE 501 00:21:04,057 --> 00:21:06,061 AND MADE FOOLS OF THEMSELVES, 502 00:21:06,096 --> 00:21:08,868 AND HERE AM I, THE WORST FOOL OF THEM ALL. 503 00:21:08,902 --> 00:21:11,205 OH, NOW, AUNT BEE, IT'S JUST ONE DATE. 504 00:21:11,238 --> 00:21:13,110 MAYBE SOMETHIN' DID COME UP. 505 00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:18,788 I'D LIKE TO THINK SO. 506 00:21:23,798 --> 00:21:27,037 WELL, I FEEL BADLY ABOUT THIS, ANDY, I REALLY DO. 507 00:21:27,071 --> 00:21:28,907 I HOPE SHE UNDERSTANDS. 508 00:21:28,942 --> 00:21:30,946 YEAH, I THINK SHE DOES. 509 00:21:30,978 --> 00:21:32,683 THIS IS AN AWFUL HARD THING 510 00:21:32,715 --> 00:21:34,787 FOR A MAN LIKE ME TO HAVE TO ADMIT, 511 00:21:34,819 --> 00:21:36,322 BUT... 512 00:21:36,357 --> 00:21:38,894 WELL, I JUST CAN'T KEEP UP WITH HER. 513 00:21:38,927 --> 00:21:42,969 YOU CAN'T KEEP UP WITH HER? 514 00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:44,674 THAT'S RIGHT. 515 00:21:44,707 --> 00:21:47,244 I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE MANAGES TO STAY SO FULL OF PEP. 516 00:21:47,278 --> 00:21:50,350 GOODNESS KNOWS, I'VE TRIED TO KEEP UP WITH HER. 517 00:21:50,385 --> 00:21:53,391 I'VE DOUBLED UP ON MY VITAMINS, AND I TELL YOU, 518 00:21:53,423 --> 00:21:56,664 IF I WENT OUT WITH HER ONE MORE TIME WITHOUT A REST, 519 00:21:56,698 --> 00:21:58,735 I'D KEEL OVER FROM EXHAUSTION. 520 00:21:58,768 --> 00:22:01,407 YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING BEFORE YOU CAME IN HERE? 521 00:22:01,439 --> 00:22:03,778 SOAKING MY FEET IN A TUB OF HOT WATER. 522 00:22:03,812 --> 00:22:06,984 YOU SAID IT'S THE KIND OF LIFE YOU LEAD IN WASHINGTON. 523 00:22:07,018 --> 00:22:09,690 NOW YOU OUGHT TO KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT POLITICIANS 524 00:22:09,724 --> 00:22:12,462 TO KNOW THAT THEY STRETCH THE TRUTH ONCE IN A WHILE. 525 00:22:14,032 --> 00:22:15,868 I'D LIKE TO KEEP ON SEEING BEE, 526 00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:18,173 BECAUSE SHE'S A WONDERFUL WOMAN, 527 00:22:18,205 --> 00:22:22,048 BUT IF WE COULD ONLY SPEND OUR TIME A LITTLE MORE QUIETLY, 528 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,817 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 529 00:22:26,088 --> 00:22:27,458 WELL... 530 00:22:27,492 --> 00:22:33,236 I TELL YOU WHAT -- NOW, I COULD TALK TO HER. 531 00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:36,943 IT MIGHT BE HARD TO CONVINCE A WOMAN LIKE MY AUNT BEE 532 00:22:36,978 --> 00:22:38,346 TO SLOW DOWN, 533 00:22:38,381 --> 00:22:40,951 BUT I'VE GOT A HUNCH THAT IT MIGHT WORK OUT. 534 00:22:40,986 --> 00:22:43,391 I'D APPRECIATE THAT, ANDY. I REALLY WOULD. 535 00:22:43,424 --> 00:22:45,059 I THINK -- UH-OH. 536 00:22:45,093 --> 00:22:47,866 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I CAN SEE MYSELF TO THE DOOR. 537 00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,268 WELL, BLESS YOU. 538 00:22:49,302 --> 00:22:52,140 GOOD NIGHT. 539 00:22:52,173 --> 00:22:54,012 UH... 540 00:22:54,044 --> 00:22:57,318 I KNOW WHERE YOU CAN GET SOME LINIMENT. 541 00:23:09,575 --> 00:23:11,246 HMM... 542 00:23:11,279 --> 00:23:16,189 BOY, THERE'S NOTHIN' LIKE A NICE, QUIET EVENIN'. 543 00:23:16,221 --> 00:23:19,463 SIMPLE PLEASURES ARE THE BEST. 544 00:23:19,495 --> 00:23:23,570 IT'S A SHAME WE'RE NOT DOING SOMETHING. 545 00:23:23,604 --> 00:23:24,874 MMM! 546 00:23:33,056 --> 00:23:36,497 [ WHISTLING "POOR WAVERING STRANGER" ] 547 00:24:05,020 --> 00:24:06,421 HMM. 548 00:24:09,428 --> 00:24:11,331 YOU KNOW WHAT WE OUGHTA DO? 549 00:24:11,366 --> 00:24:12,935 WHAT? 550 00:24:12,970 --> 00:24:15,607 GO DOWN TO THE DRUGSTORE AND GET A CHERRY SMASH. 551 00:24:15,641 --> 00:24:16,609 MMM. 552 00:24:16,643 --> 00:24:17,611 HMM? 553 00:24:17,645 --> 00:24:18,948 FINE. 554 00:24:18,982 --> 00:24:20,116 OKAY. 555 00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:32,574 WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT GINGER ROGERS, 556 00:24:32,609 --> 00:24:36,583 BUT I THINK FRED ASTAIRE IS GONNA START SNORIN' ANY MINUTE.